Big Dog had been running around the foyer without his pants or underwear on. When he ran over to the Christmas tree. I was incredibly disturbed when I found myself asking, "Are you peeing on the Christmas tree?"
Rooster has been finding things around the house and wrapping them up as presents. When she can't find paper she improvises. That's when I found myself telling her, "You can't wrap presents in underwear"
And my personal favorite was to GH, "Don't put candy canes up your nose"